Star Discovers Cocktails

Star would argue with me about this, but cocktails are not bunny appropriate. Even ones with mango in them. So what is a loving bunny mom to do when her precious is biting her ankles, trying to get her paws on the lovely fruity smelling concoction in mommy's hands? One option would be to shriek and run, of course. But no. Martha's Law is: always be prepared with an over the top solution. So here's mine: Star's Guide to Partying Under the Stars (umbrella optional, but tasty).

Day One: Cocktails at Seven

Hoomans are not the only party species. We rabbits can show dem a thing or two bout fun! But makes sure to hab your hooman help you with dese ingredients, so de hooman does not feel left out.

Assemble de following:

• ice coob trays
• quality baby food, fruit flavor of your choice (I find MANGO to be indespensble)
• bottled spring water, the fancier da better

First, put the baby food in a glass or bowl. Add spring water so the baby food is well diluted but still colorful. Mix very well and pour into de ice coob trays. Fweeze.

Tip: if you hab a weally indulgent mommy like I do, she will layer different flavors in the same tray. She does dis by filling the coobs only a third full, fweezing them, adding another layer, fweezing that, and adding a final layer and fweezing that. But I do not expect your hoomans to be as firmly under your paws as my mommy is, so do not expect this.

Some bunnies are not sofishticated enuf to be trusted with a cocktail glass. If you are one of those bunnies, ask your hooman for a cocktail bowl instead, of cut glass or fine crystal. Put a couple of coobes in your bowl and do not forget to garnish your cocktail appropwiately. Cilantro is nice. So are baby carrots and baby bok choy. Umbrellas are colorful and have a nice crunch but make sure your hooman spears something tasty with them.

Stay tuned, fellow housebuns, for more partying tips from moi, Star! Right now, I have a mango cocktail requiring my utmost attenshion.